im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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matt is fat

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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