Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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