- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

whats green and lives in the water

u know whats a crime? rape

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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