Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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