- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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