- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

im saul and i love cock

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A praying mantis is very graceful

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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