- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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