An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Death by kayak

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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