- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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