- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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