Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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