Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock knock *open*

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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