Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Knock knock Go away

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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