What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

The Labour Party.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

Knock knock *open*

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Turkey Balls

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A pope meets another one

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

drew edminstin is a rat

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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