What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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