- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

I am a mime

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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