- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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