Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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call me maybe.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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