knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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