How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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you give like i give lomain

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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