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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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