Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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