- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Jovan

are you saying pam, or pan?

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

guess what what ...

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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