- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

poopy is poopy

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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