- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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