What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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