how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

can you pass the soap?

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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