- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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