What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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