A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Hail Hitler

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

The Big Band Theory

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

George W. Bush

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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