- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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