- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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