- Anti Joke

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

I just threw up..In my pants.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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