- Anti Joke

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

sucks Syntax...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!