what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Andoni was here

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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