- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What's 2+2? Fish

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

vitamin c

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

get in the car.

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