How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

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