- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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