- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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