Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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