what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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