Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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