- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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