What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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women's rights.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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