- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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