I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Oh s***

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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