- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Small Penis.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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