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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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