- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

whats white and sticky glue

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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