- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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