- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

your mama's so fat... that's it

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