- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

field day?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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