- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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