Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Anyone can post anything.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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