How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

The Ohio State Buckeyes

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Women's Rights

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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