What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the fish say after he

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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._____________________. Whale!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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