- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

I was watching Fox news.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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