Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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