- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

womans having rights.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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