- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

the sky is green no it is not

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

If i open this door you can go trough it

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