What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

black people

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Women's rights.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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