You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

what do you call a black chef glendon

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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