A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Sloths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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