- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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