- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

White NBA players.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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