- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

the sky is green no it is not

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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