one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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