What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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