- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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