- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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