- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's the new green? Green

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

a man checks his mypsace

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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