- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Women's rights.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

knock knock Goodbye

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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