- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??