- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Katy Perry

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

You having friends.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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