Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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