- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

it was all Tagart

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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