How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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