what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Dumbledore dies.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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