- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What is better than life? Nothing.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Whats funny? Your face.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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