Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

A Pakistani news reader.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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