- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Youre mom is so dead...

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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