- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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