What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Yo Momma is not fat.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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