- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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