- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's stupid a light bulb.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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