- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

A bar walks into a man

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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