- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

black chicken. kfc

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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