- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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