- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Hello.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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