- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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