- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Justin Bieber.

No your aunties a joke

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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