- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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