roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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