Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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