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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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