- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

im gey

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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