- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

You idiot thats 9 letters

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