What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Your Mom The End.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did john say to bob Hey bob

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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