What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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