- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How old are you? 7

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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