Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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