- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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