- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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