Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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