- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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you see theres this guy.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Your're racist.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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