Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

honest politician

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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