- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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