- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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