roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Who is it?

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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