- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Dead girls can't say no.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

i hate non minorities!

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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