What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Who is it?

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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