- Anti Joke

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.