- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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