Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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