- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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