What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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