What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Barack Obama

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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