Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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